I speak 3 languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm.
at night , I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Karma is like A rubber band. YOu can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you.
"For all the Places I have been, I'm no place without you." - ANdrew McMahon in the wilderness, "Cecilia and the Satellite"
You know things are bad when you get a brain freeze from simply standing outside.